I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
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Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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