Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
How external is "for external use only"?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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