so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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