i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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