happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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