names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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