yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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