My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
