fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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