Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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