I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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