she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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