And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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