Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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