i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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