my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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