it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
bring money and cleavage
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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