Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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