Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
