im drinking this country out of the recession.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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