You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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