Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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