I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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