just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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