I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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