so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
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My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
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