So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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