I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
dude i'm inner monologue high
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize