love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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