his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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