i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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