so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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