I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
We were destined to go to rehab together
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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