we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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