weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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