he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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