I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
