Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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