I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
operation have a gay friend backfired
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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