The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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