whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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