so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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