i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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