Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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