I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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