I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
What a fucking waste of an outfit
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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