May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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