You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Randomize
