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Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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