you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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