ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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