well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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