But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
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His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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