We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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