He kissed a someone with a penis
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
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I think my nap took me to another dimension
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
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We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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