5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
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I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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